SPAM

I know you all get your share of spam, but I had an observation for one piece I got today.

Subject: approach on parachute
Date: Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:38:43 -0800

Our loan officers is seriously happy to obtain your house refinancing requisition affirmation that we accepted nearly 4 days ago

Were pushing through your finance query
Please if you would this minute you need to finish up your last details at our form

“approach on parachute”????
“Our loan officers is seriously”

Seriously, even if they had received a req from me “nearly 4 days ago” (is that, like, 3.9 days ago? or 3.8 days ago?) because of the bad English, I certainly wouldn’t respond to this. I guess they get what they pay for, the bottom of the Internet barrel responding to this junk. It’s too bad that there are so many illiterate people that all have computers and driver’s licences now…

BTW, this idiot didn’t even bother to include a form or link to click, completely wasted spam, no way to harvest anyone.

I mean, they are not even trying anymore, it’s like, jeez, copy the dictionary, man, at least that would be more interesting…